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About me!
This page is about me and my Elmo. Elmo said she'll tell you about all my girlfriends, HELP!!
Me again!
Hi it's me, Elmo. Ha, I will tell you about Funky Monkey's girlfriends. His first one was called Suzy, he met her on another webpage he dumped her though because he met Lola. He went a bit strange then because Lola was a human and she was a highly attractive model and when he showed her a picture of him on an e-mail to her and she called him a cheeky babe. In the end she completly stopped e-mailing him, poor old monkey was heart-broken. Polly, his present one, is just right, i'll show you a picture off him on the photo page.
Funky Monkey's day
Funky Monkey's day:
12 noon: I wake up, eat 1000000 bananas fo breakfast
12:30-1pm: Get excercise by daily swing in tree
1pm-2pm: Get drunk on banana milkshake
2pm-7pm: Spend time with girlfriend,Polly
7pm-12noon-sleep
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